Senior Pastor Caught Pant down With His Church Member's Wife

The General Overseer of Maximum Deliverance Church, Pastor John Simon was recently caught in the act of having intimate affair with the wife of a top military officer that worships in his Church.

When caught, Pastor John Simon did not only had the wife of the officer is his possession but was engaging in threesome sex act. Bubble burst recently when the top military brass who has been suspecting the amorous act between his wife and the randy Pastor laid a siege for him at their usual love nest.

 He detailed some security agents to keep watch at the venue. True to type, on the day of the incident, they allowed the duo to fully get into the act before bursting through the door and caught them red handed.


They had the beating of their life and photographed as shown in this picture. The Pastor pleaded for the issue to be settled amicably It is yet to be known how the issue was resolved .

Dead Have Forgotten Me:179 years Man Cries

Mahashta Mûrasi is a 179 Indian man born in Bangalore in January 6th, 1835. He has lived in Vârânasî since 1903. He worked as a cobbler in the city until 1957, when he retired at the already venerable age of 122.

Mahashta Mûrasi who claimed all his grand-children have all died for years, explained that somehow death has forgotten him and that he has lost hope to die.

Mahashta Mûrasi who claims he may be immortal now says that death may not kill him again claiming that nobody dies after 150 years.

The man’s birth certificate and identity cards all seem to confirm his version, but unfortunately no medical examination can confirm his saying for now. The last doctor Mister Mûrasi visited died in 1971, so there is little information available about his previous medical files.

Would you like to live that long?

Hilarious Sex Facts You Didn't Know

#1 Women Have More Sex

Think men get laid more than women? Wrong! According to Men’s Fitness magazine, women have sex 17 percent more often than the average guy. Go girls!

 

 #2 Illegal Activity

Oral sex was illegal in Canada until 1969 and in some parts of the states until 2003

#3 Population

Each week, the average man produces enough sperm to impregnate every woman an earth.

#4 Don't Hold It

Ever notice that it’s kind of tough to go pee right after sex? Your body releases an antidiuretic hormone when you orgasm, which prohibits you from going potty as easily as usual. Just don’t hold it for too long, or you could risk infection.

#5 Greek Anatomy

In ancient Greece large penises were considered gross. As far as they were concerned, the smaller your business the better -- that's why many Greek statues have itty bitty marble junk

#6 Pillow Talk

During sex, some deaf couples sign on each other's skin to talk dirty and give direction.

#7 Octopi

When an octopus finds a mate, he rips his penis off and throws it at her. She grabs hold and inseminates herself...and he grows another one.

#8 Packed With Information

There is about 1.5 TB of data in the sperm from a single ejaculation

#9 Gorilla Issues

For its size, the gorilla has the smallest penis of any animal.'

Kanye west and Daughter step out in Matching fight Jacket

Kanye West coordinated with his daughter in nearly matching flight jackets as the pair, alongside Kim, stepped out last night in New York.