22 Laws for women From the table of De Lamz
My son, if you keep spending on a woman
and
she never asked you if you’re saving or
investing,
and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t
marry
her.
2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to
you,
some could be a good mother to your
children but if
you’ve found a woman like a mother to you,
your
children and your family, please don’t let her
go.
3. My son, don’t confine the position of your
wife to
the kitchen, where did you get that from?
Even in our
days, we had farm-lands where they worked
every
morning . . . that was our office.
4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of
the
house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you
will
see a smile on your wife’s face.
5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let
your
wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be
difficult
for her to spend it when she’s aware of the
home
needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care,
she
will keep you asking even when all has been
spent.
6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the
pain in
her body is nothing to be compared to the
wound
on her heart and that means you may be in
trouble
living with a wounded woman.
7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live
a
bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will
soon be
single again.
8. My son, in our days, we had many wives
and
many children because of our large farm-
lands and
many harvests, there are hardly any land for
farming
anymore, so embrace your woman closely.
9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did
meet your
mother could be your eateries and
restaurants of
nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we
did
there was to embrace each other.
10. My son, don’t be carried away when you
start
making more money, instead of spending on
those
tiny legs that never knew how hard you
worked to
get it, spend it on that woman that stood by
you all
along.
11. My son, when I threw little stones or
whistled at
the window of your mother father’s house, to
call
her out, it was not for sex, it was because I
missed
her so much.
12. My son, remember, when you say your
wife has
changed, there could be something you’ve
stopped
doing too.
13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the
bicycle
with me before I bought that tortoise car
outside
there, any woman that won’t endure with you
in
your little beginning should not enjoy your
riches.
14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any
woman,
there are ways she’s enduring you too and
has she
ever compared you to any man?
15. My son, there is this thing you people call
feminism, well, if a woman claim to have
equal right
with you in the house, divide all the bills into
two
equal parts, take one part and ask her to start
paying the other part.
16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I
took
more yams to her father, if you don’t meet
your wife
a virgin, don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell
you is
that our women had prestige.
17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to
school
because I was foolish like many to think a
female
child won’t extend my family name, please
don’t
make that mistake, the kind of female
achievers I
see nowadays has made the male-gender an
ordinary tag.
18. My son, your mother have once locked
up the
cloth I was wearing and almost tore it
because she
was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat
her
because of a day like this, so that I can be
proud to
tell you that I never for once beat your
mother.
19. My son, in our days, our women had
more of
natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you,
some
had minor painting of their appellation mostly
on
their arms, the ones you people now call
tattoo, but
don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part
of their
body like your women of nowadays.
20. My son, your mother and I are not
interested in
what happens in your marriage, try to handle
issues
without always coming to us.
21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s
first
sewing machine for her, help your wife
achieve her
dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.
22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and
your
mother, it’s a secret of growing old and
having
children to take care of you too.
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My son, if you keep spending on a woman
and
she never asked you if you’re saving or
investing,
and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t
marry
her.
2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to
you,
some could be a good mother to your
children but if
you’ve found a woman like a mother to you,
your
children and your family, please don’t let her
go.
3. My son, don’t confine the position of your
wife to
the kitchen, where did you get that from?
Even in our
days, we had farm-lands where they worked
every
morning . . . that was our office.
4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of
the
house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you
will
see a smile on your wife’s face.
5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let
your
wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be
difficult
for her to spend it when she’s aware of the
home
needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care,
she
will keep you asking even when all has been
spent.
6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the
pain in
her body is nothing to be compared to the
wound
on her heart and that means you may be in
trouble
living with a wounded woman.
7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live
a
bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will
soon be
single again.
8. My son, in our days, we had many wives
and
many children because of our large farm-
lands and
many harvests, there are hardly any land for
farming
anymore, so embrace your woman closely.
9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did
meet your
mother could be your eateries and
restaurants of
nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we
did
there was to embrace each other.
10. My son, don’t be carried away when you
start
making more money, instead of spending on
those
tiny legs that never knew how hard you
worked to
get it, spend it on that woman that stood by
you all
along.
11. My son, when I threw little stones or
whistled at
the window of your mother father’s house, to
call
her out, it was not for sex, it was because I
missed
her so much.
12. My son, remember, when you say your
wife has
changed, there could be something you’ve
stopped
doing too.
13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the
bicycle
with me before I bought that tortoise car
outside
there, any woman that won’t endure with you
in
your little beginning should not enjoy your
riches.
14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any
woman,
there are ways she’s enduring you too and
has she
ever compared you to any man?
15. My son, there is this thing you people call
feminism, well, if a woman claim to have
equal right
with you in the house, divide all the bills into
two
equal parts, take one part and ask her to start
paying the other part.
16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I
took
more yams to her father, if you don’t meet
your wife
a virgin, don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell
you is
that our women had prestige.
17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to
school
because I was foolish like many to think a
female
child won’t extend my family name, please
don’t
make that mistake, the kind of female
achievers I
see nowadays has made the male-gender an
ordinary tag.
18. My son, your mother have once locked
up the
cloth I was wearing and almost tore it
because she
was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat
her
because of a day like this, so that I can be
proud to
tell you that I never for once beat your
mother.
19. My son, in our days, our women had
more of
natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you,
some
had minor painting of their appellation mostly
on
their arms, the ones you people now call
tattoo, but
don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part
of their
body like your women of nowadays.
20. My son, your mother and I are not
interested in
what happens in your marriage, try to handle
issues
without always coming to us.
21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s
first
sewing machine for her, help your wife
achieve her
dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.
22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and
your
mother, it’s a secret of growing old and
having
children to take care of you too.
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